Nietzsche - An uberman would preempt the fork for themselves
Plato - It's only the shadow of a perfect fork
Marx - Seize the forks from those who stole them from you!
Camus - Forget about meaning of life, gimme the fork and let's enjoy the pasta
Now that's what I call a real dining philosophers problem.
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